30 THINGS GUYS SHOULD KNOW ABOUT GIRLS:
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This was written by a guy who has had years of experiance.

1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous.

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

8. If you don't sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

8.5 If you DO sleep with them, don't tell your friends that you did.

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not offended by it...

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you're a pussy..

11.5 Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time!

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it's not a serious relationship.

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off, call to be sure she's home safely.

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of him.

15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make any gestures back.

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.

18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents, and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.

19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.

20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make them feel like shit, so be understanding.

21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.

22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.(which means dont say my chick, we are not chickens and it better be as your girlfriend- Kassie)

23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.

26. Memorize their god damn birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're basically screwed for life.

27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful.

29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.

30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

(If you have read this and you are a girl, then some of these things are actually really true...am I right?! And if you read this and you are a guy, then these are like the mother fuckin best tips you could ever get!)

You now have 2 options...
1) Repost this bulletin and you will have good luck in all your relationships.
2) Ignore this, and you will have bad luck in all your relationships...now you wouldn't want that, would you

Ok Folk here's how i'm looking at this whole Phone book thing...Yes we worked our asses of this weekend and didn't make as much money as we should have, but it's a start. It's not like the money is going directly to pay for other peoples trip, it going to pay for our show taveling to nationals. this money is probly going more to getting the trucks and stuff. If we had enough money to fight over who was earning their way to Lincon and who wasn't it'd be differant but right now we're just puting and dent in huge budget. It's shaving those expences off of everyone's trip.

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ok there are a lot of good points to this holiday, the lights, getting and giving things. Of course the true meaning of chirstmas is very important and yet very lost. Everything has become very matiralistic and some what pointless. it all hype and i get caught up in it.

well thanks give/ my birthday passed by 2 days ago. Nothing spectacular but still nice. I just cooked and took things very easy with my family. I got in another hour and a half of drive so hopefully i can get about ten more in time for my test on the 8th! I'm so excited! Not that it would change much but it still be really nice to be able to drive. Oh and my party is tomorrow, i really hope it goes well. i don't think that ton of people will be there but it may be better just to have a small group. that way it's more personal, and we can have more fun. Buy i hung out with at pat's house with stacey brittan, scot and baily. Despite my protest we watched the exorsist, most disturbing movie ever! I thought seeing it once was bad. after we all sang broadway tune way off key ,and me with only half a voice. but it was fun. i'm tired and going to bed now. good night.

WTF. I hate time, not only is there not enough of it ever, it goes way to fast to keep track of . I turned 16 now about 15 minutes ago! what the hell why am i getting old. i don't know what the hell to do. I don't know who i am any more than i used to. Ok actally that's not all true but there's still so much that i don't know at the moment. I spose i should take this oppertunity to evaluate who the hell i think i am.
Personalty, confused generally from a lack of sleep and general snence of aw at this giagantic world that i live in. As Stacey would say inquisitive, i've come to ask the most random quetion, but if wanting learn and strive for an omnisicent state of understanding. I'm quite and at times requisve, but i have all my wonderful friends to thank for dragging my sorry ass out my shell. I'm impatiant when i want something i go nuts till i get it and to that respect i've been called bold, never would have thought of that on my own. I worry about people who i think may need consolation, i hate to see others in any sort of pain, unless it's wornented. At this point my confidence has gone form a buble to molent glass, still forming and able to be destroyed but stablizing.I still am very undefined but i guesse somethings are just hovering under the surface.
Part of my confidence issuse lie in my physical being, and it's flaws. I have really pretty eyes, i've always had rather wide hips, thanks mama. those are probibly my greatest atributes everything else is greatly flawed bu what can i do but live with them. i've come to realise that what i look like has nothing to do with the person i've become, my attitude, and how i conduct my self. Yes i am naturally a quite person but who gives a damn. My skill set is limited but have stengeths like evey one else.
I'm not the girl i used to be, stupid fat and incompitent. I'm becoming somoeone else who i like a little better, by no means am perfect. But i'm better thatn than who used to be. I have a long way to go before i'm satifide but the path is there, i just need to figue out how to tarverse it.
I've prattled for long enough, and i'm in a motivational mood now so everything looks really great but some of it is just my mood. i'll write something more coherant later because i still have a lot to say. It's my birthday! not that it's going to be anything great but that's my falt.